Remember Rage? He was the hot guy I met at the bar that told me he was "kind of a big deal." A couple months after meeting him, I went to hang out with him at his house. Now remember he thinks that my name is Sarynn, thinks I am single, and have no kids. So when we sat there having a great conversation, it was really hard for me to keep up with the "Sarynn" story. We sat and talked watched a movie. Actually I really enjoyed talking to him.I he is a very interesting person.
As the night went on we ended up in his bedroom. It was kind of a funny experience. As soon as I layed on the bed, he lit a candle that was on his nightstand. It looked like it gets used frequently. I was really excited to see what "Rage" had to offer me. With all that built up anger inside him, I was sure it would be a night to remember. I wont get into too many details but I can tell you that some parts were strange and downright hilarious. To the point to where it was hard for me not to laugh. As I was grinding on him (with clothes on), I felt like I was watching Twilight....you know the scene where Edward first smells Bella in Science class and he looks like he just came in his pants. That is the face I got every time I grinded on him a little. (Talk about oversensitive). And strangly I thought about my friend Katie...her and I joke about that scene all the time, not realizing that I would actually live it...lol Anyways, the sex was great until he was about ready to cum and he was grunting loudly, grabbing my hips into him very spiratically. I almost bursted out into laughter when he came, he took his fist and punch the headboard....WOW! I have never had anyone get that excited about it before. "And that is why we call him Rage" I thought.
So after we were finished we ended up back in the living room. As I was getting ready to leave, I told him that I had a great time and I honestly enjoyed the conversations that we had. This was the conversation that followed:
Rage: Me too, I appreciate you being honest with me. (Joking around)
Me: (Pause) Well if were are being completely honest with each other, I guess I should tell you something.
Rage: (Strange look) Okay?
Me: Well I dont give guys my real name at the bar so I just wanted to let you know that my name really isnt Sarynn, its _____________.....
Rage: HAHA yeah right.
Me: No Im serious...My real name is ________. I mean if you want to keep calling me Sarynn thats fne but I figured since I just fucked you that I would let you know my realy name.
Rage: (The look on his face is priceless) (LONG PAUSE)...............that is the coolest fucking thing I have ever heard in my life.
Me: Hey if guys can do it, so can girls..
And then I left ....LOL..........